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3/14/13 Rover vs. Mutt Limerick Face-off!

There once was a shelter dog, Mutt

Who longed for his own family but

He wasn’t “designer”

He was actually finer

When Mutt showed his love in each strut!

Read another limerick in the newest Hannah Society Newsletter 3:14:13 . You’ll see the latest selection of designer puppies for lease!

On March 16, 2013 / Newsletters

Hannah Society Denies Wronged Members Legal Recourse
The Hannah Society has revised its contract to prevent dissatisfied members from taking legal action to solve the many problems and issues likely to arise during the “Total Lifetime Care” of their pets. Read Sections X & Y on page 6 of the New Hannah Society Membership Contract....
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HANNAH SOCIETY MEMBERS – GET IT IN WRITING!
Are you a Hannah member who is considering terminating your contact? If so, make sure you get confirmation of your termination in writing! After numerous media reports of Hannah Pet Society’s killings of three healthy, adoptable dogs, unhappy Hannah members may be considering paying the fees Hannah […]...
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Beware Hannah’s Emergency Care!
Hannah reveals yet another failure in its “Total Lifetime Care” program – its “Emergency Pet Care Info for Hannah Members” Hannah urges members to avoid taking their pet to an emergency veterinarian. For instance, “a single seizure lasting less than five minutes by the clock is not an indication […]...
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